You’re excited! The big day has finally come. You’ve dreamt of this moment for years; no more pointless Monday morning meetings, no more doing emails at 6am, no more of those ridiculous team-building events, no more strategic opportunities to leverage our game-changing, holistic, disruptive, evidence-based, sustainable blah blah blah nonsense. 

​Let me know if any of these sound familiar to you:
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2013 Analyst: “We are deeply concerned about the sharply rising 10-Year Treasury Yield as a headwind for shares. The end of quantitative easing and the Federal Reserve’s unprecedented monetary policies may forestall further gains in equities.” Total return of SPDR S&P 500 ETF (SPY): +32.31%